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SOMEDAY YOU¿LL THANK ME FOR THIS!
And Other Annoying (But True) Life Lessons
By
Marc Gellman
SOMEDAY YOU¿LL THANK ME FOR THIS!
And Other Annoying (But True) Life Lessons
1. THE COOKIES ARE JUST FOR DESSERT
2. CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM 
3. TURN OFF THE LIGHTS 
4. YOU NEED A TIME OUT 
5. PLAY FAIR 
6. SPEAK UP SO THAT GRANDPA/GRANDMA CAN HEAR YOU 
7. DON¿T YOU USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE WITH ME. 
8. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
9. DON¿T INTERRUPT.
10. IF YOUR FRIEND JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE, WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?
11. I¿M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN! 
12. WERE YOU RAISED IN A ZOO? 
 
13. YOU CAN¿T LEAVE THIS HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT!
14. YOU¿RE GROUNDED!!
15. DON¿T STARE! 
16. I DON¿T CARE IF EVERYBODY HAS ONE. I¿M NOT BUYING IT FOR YOU 
17. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF THAT HAPPENED TO YOU 
18. DON¿T PULL THE CAT¿S TAIL 
19. DID WHAT I SAID GO IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER? 
20. USE YOUR HEAD FOR MORE THAN A HAT RACK 
21. DON¿T RUN WITH SCISSORS
22. IT¿S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY LOSES AN EYE
23. PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT 
24. GET OFF YOUR REAR END 
25. PICK YOURSELF UP, DUST YOURSELF OFF, AND START ALL OVER AGAIN 
26. JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 
27. LIFE¿S TOO SHORT FOR THIS 
28. SOMEDAY YOU¿LL THANK ME FOR THIS 
29. SOMEDAY YOU¿LL LAUGH ABOUT THIS 
30. I¿M SO PROUD OF YOU 
31. FEED THE RIGHT WOLF

Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication:

Parent and child -- Juvenile literature.
Child rearing -- Juvenile literature.