Table of contents for Secrets of Dripping Fang. Book seven, Please don't eat the children / Dan Greenburg ; [illustrations by] Scott M. Fischer.

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1	The Adopters Are Coming! The Adopters Are Coming!	00
2	Hello, You Must Be Going	00
3	In Some Cases Your Loan Can Even Be Approved If You Have No Credit at All or Have Even Been Convicted of Armed Robbery	00
4	It Turns Out You Can Go Home Again	00
5	The Vampire Movie Sounds Interesting, But the Part Sucks	00
6	The Adoption Process Can Often Be Such a Heartache	00
7	What Is This Thing You¿ve Got Against Ghouls?	00
8	We¿d Like You to Consider a Few of the Advantages of Eternal Life 	00
9	It¿s Enough to Make an Insect Puke	00
10	I¿m Sorry But Burping the Alphabet Is Not on Our List of Approved Artistic Achievements	00
11 	For Conspiracies Involving Giant Mealworms You Need to Go to a Different Department 	00
12	You Folks Have Been a Great Audience, I¿ll Be Here All Week 	00
13	School for Mutants 	00
14	The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend	00
15	From the Ghouls Gazette, a private newsletter ¿Eatin¿ Good in the Neighborhood¿ by Wolfgang Stumpf		00
16	You May Be Onto Something Very Big	00
17	There Seems to be a Slight Problem with Your Credit Report	00
18	A Fatal Sneeze	00
19	Waiter, There¿s an Orphan in My Soup	00

Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication:

Twins -- Fiction.
Brothers and sisters -- Fiction.
Ants -- Fiction.
Vampires -- Fiction.
Cincinnati (Ohio) -- Fiction.