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Table of Contents Introduction: The Not-So-Wicked Witch Preface SECTION I: Monologs for Girls The Not-So-Wicked Witch Shopping Compulsive Cinderella The Disgruntled Tooth Fairy I¿m Not a Sea Witch! I¿m Just on a Diet. Sneaky Snow White Dorothy, The Ungrateful Goldilocks, Crime Scene Investigator I¿m-Not-A-Blonde Gretel Sleeping Like a Log (and loving it!) Beauty Desperate Housewife: Mrs. Claus The Princess and the Pea-Brained Queen Thumbelina, Small but Sassy The Forgetful Fairy Godmother Scissor Happy Rapunzel The Beastly Beauty Starstruck Little Bo Peep The-Just-as-Pretty Stepsister Boy Crazy Little Miss Muffet Stamp Collecting Old Mother Hubbard Card Carrying Pocahontas Secret Agent Little Red Riding Hood Dust Dealin¿ Tinkie Dog Lovin¿ Mary The Not-So-Forgetful Anastasia Crown Breaking Jill National Pop Star: Rejected and in Denial Kitten with Stolen Mitten Living Large Barbie The Little Con Girl Angela the Disgruntled Babysitter Runaway Bride: Mrs. Frankenstein Funky Friday Forever Mary Boppins Mary the Matchmaker Indignant Patsy Pig Wendy Lou the Whiner Pippi Longhair¿s Bad Hair Day Mrs. Snack Man, Former Atkins Spokesperson Princess Liona, Divorce Court Defendant Dora¿s Dating Service Queen Without Heart The Hopping Mad Little Red Hen Goosey Not Loosey Ho Hum Heidi Alice in La La Land Princess Lei ¿ Caught on Tape! Pansy Beautyhair ¿ Series of Unfortunate Dates Cruella DeMille, Pet Rescuer Frozen Faced Ice Princess Not-So-Humble Heroine SECTION II: Monologs for Guys The Clueless Leprechaun The Paranoid Boogeyman Randolph the Dead-Nosed Reindeer The Ugly Duckling The Lonely Captain Hook Pig Genius: The Third Little Pig The Completely Sane Emperor Pinnochio and the Crooked Cricket Not-So-Jolly Santa Claus The Frog Prince of the Bachelor Pad The Unwelcome Giant The Fed Up Genie Overtime Elf Tootin¿ Jack and the Beans The Big Bad Wolf and His Sick Sense of Humor Patch the Dragon Trading Spaces Tarzan The Boy Who Cried Wolf The Easter Chicken Arachnophobic Arachnid Man Acrophobic Super Duper Man Iron Pumping Sockeye Aladdin¿s Real Wish Hemophobic Count Dracula Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: Separated at Birth Jack Sprat Could Get No Fat! Jimmy the Unlucky Cricket Sorcerer¿s Apprentice ¿ A.K.A. The Big Guy¿s Servant Psychotic Dr. Bill Bernie the Color-Crazed Dinosaur Frosty, Former Snowball Ghost Huntin¿ Dustbuster Stuck-in-a-Rut Snack Man Humpty Dumpty: Assassinated. The Not-So Prince Charming Chicken Little, the Prankster Bachelor Beast Cupid Cares A Less Hunchback of a Picky Dame From Zero to Zorro Big Feet + Hairy Back = No Girl Disillusioned Sandman Billy the MAN Piggy Pen¿s Phobia Kasper the Seeing Ghost Larry Plotter, Ophthalmologist Wannabe Chuckie from the Chocolate Factory¿Six Months Later! Extra Terrestrial Advice from King Wrong Robbin¿ the Woods About the Author
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Monologues, American.
Characters and characteristics -- Drama.