Table of contents for The guy's guide to surviving pregnancy, childbirth, and the first year of fatherhood / Michael R. Crider.

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Contents
Foreword
Introduction
I. In the Beginning..
	The Pre-pregnancy Days of Wine and Roses
	You're What?
Pregnancy: A Sobering Experience?
Decisions, Decisions
Eating for Three
What's Up, Doc?
II. The Second Trimester (Same as the First)
	Everything You Won't Need But You'll Buy Anyway
	Does This Thing Get HBO?
	S-E-X: A Four-Letter Word
III. Rounding Third...
	Knock-Knock! Who's There?
	Back to School
	Co-Ed Showers: Not What You're Thinking
	Ready? Set? Wait!
IV..And Baby Makes Three
	
Daydream Believer
The Arrival
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
Make Like a Baby and "Head Out"
The Angry Raisin
Tarred and Weathered
V. Welcome Home
Speed Demon
Man vs. Beast (or in this case, Infant vs. Kitten)
Father Knows Breast
I'm So Tired, I Haven't Slept a Wink
Dada
The Partnership
I Am the Funniest Man Alive
What, Me Worry?
Don't Cry Over Sour Milk
"This'll Hurt Me More Than It'll Hurt You"
My Kid is Better Than Your Kid
The First Post-Baby Date
Thanks for the Advice. Now Could you Please Shut Up?
Special Thanks
About the Author

Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication:

Pregnancy -- Popular works.
Pregnancy -- Humor.
Fatherhood -- Popular works.
Fatherhood -- Humor.