Table of contents for If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen / Dave Meurer.

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Contents
Acknowledgments	9
1. Never Forget the Stuff That Should Be Unforgettable	11
2. What a Wonderful World	15
3. SEX! (For Men Only)	21
4. Cold Feet	27
5. Babies!	31
6. Waking Up Is Hard to Do 
or "Thar She Blows"	35
7. Thanks for the Mammaries	39
8. Alien Impostor Boys	47
9. A Truly Alarming Trend	53
10. The Content of Her Character	59
11. And MORE about SEX!	63
12. All Dolled Up	71
13. Run for the Border	77
14. The Car of My Schemes	81
15. Out of This World	85
16. The Affair	91
17. The Regrettable Sculpture Incident	95
18. To Shop or Not to Shop	103
19. Falling Your Way to the Top	107
20. Follow the Leader	113
21. The Gift That Keeps on Giving 
(Unfortunately)	119
22. What's Good for the Goose 
Is Bad for the Gander	125
23. For Better or for Worse, 
for Richer or for Poorer	129
24. Ten Brilliant and Insightful Marriage 
Tips for Guys That Will Get You Out 
of Trouble for Just about Any Stupid 
Thing You May Do	135
25. In Sickness and in Health, 
Till Death Does Its Part	137
26. Redecorating Your Spouse	147
27. Having It All	153
28. The Gang's All Here!	161
29. On Not Failing to Avoid Communicating Unclearly with Your Spouse	167
30. Scary Official Legal Notice	173
Readers' Guide	177

Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication:

Marriage -- Relgious aspects -- Christianity -- Humor.