Table of contents for The starving artist's survival guide / by Marianne Taylor and Laurie Lindop ; illustrated by Paul Weil.

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Table of Contents
1.	Chapter One: Rejection
?	Fun with Rejection and Toilet Paper
?	Our Favorite Rejection Haikus
?	Form Responses to Your Rejection Letters
?	CPR for the Wounded Ego
?	Wallowing: Choose your Method
?	The Humiliation Hall of Fame
?	What, Me Self-Publish?
?	Dic-Lit
?	More Famous Serial Killer Artists
?	The Last Resort Venue
?	How to Feign Happiness at the Success of your Brethren
2.	Chapter Two: The Truth About Critiques
?	Artistic Education
?	Who's in your Critique?
?	Passive-Aggressive Strategies to Get Even
?	On Becoming Reviewable
?	The Review
?	Fight! Fight! Artist-Critic Brawls
?	Critic Types
?	A Friend's Guide to Helping You Through a Bad Review
?	The Top Ten Slam
?	Mad Lib Review
3.	Chapter Three: Day Jobs
?	Show Me the Money
?	The Creative Resume
?	Bummer Day Job Match Up
?	Art Slob Redux
?	Not that You're a Slacker, But...
?	Bringin' Home the Bacon
?	Cashing In: Get Rich Quick Schemes
?	Skimp on Supplies: Your Body is Your Art
4.	Chapter Four: Artistic Dwellings
?	The Ten Most Depressing or Romantic Artistic Dwellings
?	Contemporary Housing Forecast
?	This Old Nest
?	Decorating Style
?	Rainy Day Craft Projects for the Artistic Dweller
?	Hey, I've Got a Great Idea! A Brief History of the Art Colony
?	The Exiles
5.	Chapter Five: Artistic Style
?	Short Dudes, Ugly Dudes, and Scary Looking Women
?	The Eight Artistic Bloodlines
?	The Artist as Social Animal
?	Not the Rachmaninov! Becoming Undone
?	Path the Absinth
?	Party Tricks
?	Artistic Fashion
?	A Brief History of the Beret
6.	Chapter Six: Artistic Relationships
?	The Right-Left Continuum
?	The Five Best Artistic Pairings
?	The Five Worst Artistic Pairings
?	Love Paradigms
?	Stages of Aspiration
?	Benefactors, Their Care and Feeding
?	Artists and their Mothers
?	Sex and the Artistic Guy
?	Sex and the Artistic Gal
?	Big Fat Artist Turn-Offs
7.	Chapter Seven: Ending It All
?	Track Record Not So Good
?	Wired Wrong
?	Cold Feet
?	The Upside
?	Ten Good Reasons to Keep Your Head Out of the Oven
?	Most Notorious Artistic Suicides
?	Most Embarrassing Deaths
?	Most Dramatic Exits
?	Fatal Plays
?	Suicide Notes to Remember
?	How Poor Were They?
?	Preparing for Immortality
?	Last Words
End Notes

Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication:

Authorship -- Humor.
Art -- Humor.