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CONTENTS Introduction RISKY BUSINESS I Do Dance--Just Ask Me Is It Contagious? The One That Got Away Snakes Alive! City Girl Missing Dentures Ahem...Your Zipper! Sticky Situation Supergram! Blondes Have More Fun FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE Circum...thing Or Other Underdeveloped Cagey Fellow AUTO-MANIA Ice Breaker Car Thief Parking Lot Panic Stolen Car Driving Mom Nuts! Perfect Crime License to Kill ACHES AND PAINS Plumbing Problems Grandma's Bunions There Must Be a Pill For That Boot Up! Prescription: Laughter Under Arrest! Chin Ups LOVE AND MARRIAGE Say It Again, Sam! Heart Throb Still Loving...After All These Years The Honeymooners Newlyweds Weak in the Knees New Every Morning Good Ol' Whatsisname Knock! Knock! Who's There? Close Call in Paris I Heard You the First Time You Need What? A Rose for French Fries PET PARADE Dog Daze! Mysterious Kitty The Magic Maltese THEY SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS My, How You've Changed! Hair-Raising Tale Only One Thing Missing Homework Rebate Feliz Navidad Still Alive? Chicken Feet Hands Senile Santa All Moussed Up Matchmaker Wrinkle-free Why, Grandma, Why? Twins At Least One! GAMES SENIORS PLAY Who's On First? Mill City Laundromat One Way to Make a Friend Talking to Myself Use It Or Lose It Clueless Money-back Guarantee Seeing Is Believing Soap Opera Signs of the Times Cookie Monster LOOKIN' GOOD The Visitor Too Young To Be Old She's My Mother! Prize-Winning Dessert Miracles of Aging On the Warpath Snow Bites and the Seven Dwarfettes Happy Birthday to Me! Turning 50! Paper Trail TECHNOPHOBIA AARPing Through Cyberspace Smoke Screen Batteries Not Included Palm Reader Cell Phone Hunt THE GOOD OLD DAYS Not What They Used to Be Incident on Hazel Street Golden Years--My Foot! Christmas Surprise Fifty Cents for Seniors MOVING FORWARD Saving for a Lamborghini Milestone Birthday Time to Move Changes Globe Trotter CREATIVE COOKERY Home Cooking?With a Twist Batter Up! Shortcut Shortcake Cheese Popcorn Dinner at Five City-Grown Eggs Breakfast in the Bathroom The Back Burner CLOSE-UPS Time Flies Thanks, Thomas Edison Rock On! Nailed! Birth of a Joke Now and Then
Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication: Christian aged Religious life, Aging Religious aspects Christianity