Table of contents for Gettin' old ain't for wimps / Karen O'Connor.


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CONTENTS
Introduction
RISKY BUSINESS
	I Do Dance--Just Ask Me
	Is It Contagious?
	The One That Got Away
	Snakes Alive!
	City Girl
	Missing Dentures
	Ahem...Your Zipper!
	Sticky Situation
	Supergram!
	Blondes Have More Fun
FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE
	Circum...thing Or Other
	Underdeveloped
	Cagey Fellow
AUTO-MANIA
	Ice Breaker
	Car Thief
	Parking Lot Panic
	Stolen Car
	Driving Mom Nuts!
	
	Perfect Crime
	License to Kill
ACHES AND PAINS
	Plumbing Problems	
	Grandma's Bunions
	There Must Be a Pill For That
	Boot Up!
	Prescription: Laughter
	Under Arrest!
	Chin Ups
LOVE AND MARRIAGE
	Say It Again, Sam!
	Heart Throb
	Still Loving...After All These Years
	The Honeymooners
	Newlyweds
	Weak in the Knees
	New Every Morning
	Good Ol' Whatsisname
	Knock! Knock! Who's There?
	Close Call in Paris
	I Heard You the First Time
	You Need What?
	A Rose for French Fries
PET PARADE
	Dog Daze!
	
	Mysterious Kitty
	The Magic Maltese
THEY SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
	My, How You've Changed!
	Hair-Raising Tale
	Only One Thing Missing
	Homework Rebate
	Feliz Navidad
	Still Alive?
	Chicken Feet Hands
	Senile Santa
	All Moussed Up
	Matchmaker
	Wrinkle-free
	Why, Grandma, Why?
	Twins
	At Least One!
GAMES SENIORS PLAY
	Who's On First?	
	Mill City Laundromat
	One Way to Make a Friend
	Talking to Myself
	Use It Or Lose It
	Clueless
	Money-back Guarantee
	Seeing Is Believing
	
	Soap Opera
	Signs of the Times
	Cookie Monster
LOOKIN' GOOD
	The Visitor
	Too Young To Be Old
	She's My Mother!
	Prize-Winning Dessert
	Miracles of Aging
	On the Warpath
	Snow Bites and the Seven Dwarfettes
	Happy Birthday to Me!
	Turning 50!
	Paper Trail
TECHNOPHOBIA
	AARPing Through Cyberspace
	Smoke Screen
	Batteries Not Included
	Palm Reader
	Cell Phone Hunt
	
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
	Not What They Used to Be
	Incident on Hazel Street
	Golden Years--My Foot!
	Christmas Surprise
	Fifty Cents for Seniors
MOVING FORWARD
	Saving for a Lamborghini
	Milestone Birthday
	Time to Move
	Changes
	Globe Trotter
CREATIVE COOKERY
	Home Cooking?With a Twist
	Batter Up!
	Shortcut Shortcake
	Cheese Popcorn
	Dinner at Five
	City-Grown Eggs
	Breakfast in the Bathroom
	The Back Burner
CLOSE-UPS
	Time Flies
	Thanks, Thomas Edison
	Rock On!
	Nailed!
	Birth of a Joke
	Now and Then
	




Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication: Christian aged Religious life, Aging Religious aspects Christianity