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CHAPTER 1

No Way to Treat a Hero

Once, not so long ago, inside an ordinary middle school in an ordinary city

in an ordinary state in the middle of an ordinary country, a small redheaded

eighth grader was doing something very ordinary indeed. Charlotte

Mielswetzski (Say it with me: Meals-wet-ski. Got it? If not, say it again:

Meals. Wet. Ski.) was in the school office calling her mother. And lest you

think she was calling her mother for some interesting reason, let me assure

you she most certainly was not. For Charlotte could be found in that same

office calling her mother every day after school. In fact, five months

before, her mother had contacted the Hartnett Middle School principal and

asked him to make special arrangements to allow Charlotte to use the office

phone, because Charlotte would be needing to call her mother every day and

inform her when she was on her way home. You might think that after five

months this would have become less embarrassing, but, as Charlotte would be

happy to assure you, it had not.

You see, Charlotte Mielswetzski was grounded. Very grounded. She had

to call her parents right after school every day and then walk

straight home after she called. If her mother was at the office,

Charlotte had to call when she got home as well. She was required to use the

school and home phones, too, so Mrs. Mielswetzski would know she was calling

from the place she was supposed to be. No cell phones.

And Charlotte actually had a cell phone now. For the last two years she had

been begging her parents for one, but Mrs. Mielswetzski said it was

ridiculous that kids needed cell phones and Mr. Mielswetzski said something

about it just getting confiscated anyway (he was a history teacher at the

high school and knew whereof he spoke). Charlotte suspected she was the only

person in the entire world who didn't have a phone. But, as she soon

learned, not having a cell phone is much better than being given a cell

phone so your parents can keep track of you at all times. She needed

permission to use it for any other reason, and they said they would know if

she misused it because they would check the bills every month.

It was almost as if her parents didn't trust her.

The only things Charlotte was allowed to do were school-sanctioned

activities, like gymnastics. She had been quite shocked that her mother had

let her try out for the team, but, frankly, her mother had seemed even more

shocked that Charlotte had wanted to try out at all and perhaps was not

thinking clearly. Charlotte was fairly sure that if she'd been doing

gymnastics all her life, her mother would have grounded her from that,

too -- but since Mrs. Mielswetzski had been trying to get her to do

extracurricular activities for years and Charlotte had never had the

slightest inclination to do so before, it suddenly must have seemed like a

great idea. It's all in the timing.

"Hello, Charlotte," said Mrs. Mielswetzski when she picked up the phone. Her

mother used to call her things like "honey," but not anymore. "How was

practice?"

"Fine," Charlotte said. It had actually been more than fine. Charlotte had

landed a cartwheel on the balance beam for the first time ever, after having

tried for weeks. She was so excited she had almost fallen off, which would

have made the whole thing a lot less cool-looking. But she didn't fall, and

the whole team cheered. And just then, Charlotte Mielswetzski felt like she

could probably do a cartwheel anywhere -- on a handrail, on a ribbon, on the

whisker of her cat -- and land it with grace and precision.

But she wasn't going to tell her mother any of that. The last thing she

wanted to do was give her the satisfaction of thinking that Charlotte had

had even a moment of happiness.

"It's a little late," said Mrs. Mielswetzski.

Charlotte winced. "Practice went long. You can call Coach Seltzer!" (If her

tone wasn't that kind, you must forgive her; she had been a little irritable

the last few months.)

With a sigh, her mother said, "Okay, Charlotte. Just come straight home. Do

you want me to pick you up?"

"No!" said Charlotte quickly. The Mielswetzskis lived just six blocks from

the campus of Hartnett Middle School, and when it was warm enough, Charlotte

walked to and from school every day. But during the winter she'd had to get

a ride from her mother, and it was often frostier inside the car than

outside. So Charlotte was always quite eager to find other options. "Maddy

stayed after to study. I can get a ride with Mrs. Ruby." Maddy, Charlotte's

best friend, had already called her mother to come get them. Maddy had

fallen prey to a lengthy and mysterious illness last October, and since then

her mom had been all too happy to do just about anything for her. You have

to work that sort of situation to your advantage.

Her mother paused. "All right, Charlotte," she said finally. "I'll be sure

to call Mrs. Ruby and thank her later tonight."

Charlotte's cheeks flushed and she hung up without saying good-bye. Before

she'd called her mother, she'd still felt a small glow from her

accomplishment today -- just a spark, really, but after the way the last few

months had gone, a spark was good enough. But now that spark was gone. All

gone.

Charlotte hadn't been lying. Mrs. Ruby was going to pick them up. Lately

Maddy had been staying after school and working in the library while

Charlotte was at gymnastics. Maddy was always happy to have an excuse to do

homework (unlike Charlotte, who preferred excuses not to do homework),

but really she did it just to get some time with Charlotte, since it was the

only chance they had to see each other.

Maddy watched Charlotte as she glared at the office phone. "Everything

okay?" she asked.

"No," replied Charlotte.

Maddy groaned sympathetically. "We should go watch for Mom."

Charlotte nodded, and Maddy led her out of the office door. The school

receptionist looked up and smiled at the girls. "Bye, Charlotte," she said.

"See you tomorrow!"

Charlotte grunted.

"So," Maddy said when they reached the school vestibule, "your mom hasn't

lightened up at all, I see."

"Nope," said Charlotte.

"It just seems kind of extreme," Maddy said for the hundredth time. "So you

failed a math test. It happens."

Charlotte cast a look at her friend. Maddy didn't know the truth about why

her parents were so mad at her; Charlotte would have loved to have told her

the whole story, but then Maddy would think Charlotte was crazy and would

lock her in a nuthouse, and that would put a serious damper on their

friendship.

The only person who knew the truth was Charlotte's cousin Zee, but he didn't

want to be locked up any more than she did. Oh, and her old English teacher

Mr. Metos knew, of course. After everything had happened, Charlotte had hoped

he would help her with her parents, but talking to people wasn't really Mr.

Metos's strong suit.

The thing is, a few months before, in order to save all the sick kids,

Charlotte and Zee had had to sneak down to the Underworld -- the Underworld

as in the-Greek-mythology Underworld, which is actually real. In fact, as

Charlotte learned last fall, much to her surprise, all of Greek myths are

real -- Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, the whole bit. It's just that nobody knows

it. Hades is the god of the Underworld, and a minor god named Philonecron

tried to overthrow him, and to make an army he'd stolen and enchanted kids'

shadows. That's why Maddy was sick -- her shadow was taken, along with the

shadows of pretty much every kid in the city, not to mention in London,

where Zee had lived.

So, sometimes really bad things happen and, for reasons that are rather

complicated, you're the only one who can stop them. And sometimes, in order

to do so, you have to sneak out of the house late at night to get to the

Underworld. And on those occasions, you, because you are a conscientious

person, leave your parents a note explaining that you know what's making

everyone sick and you have to go save the world. Helpfully, you also tell

them you love them and not to worry.

The problem is, your parents don't really listen to this last part, and when

you finally get back the next morning (extremely weird, because it felt like

forever down there, but it turned out to be only one night in the Upperworld)

-- after Philonecron tried to throw you in the Styx, a few monsters tried to

eat you, you met up with the Lord of the Underworld, and a whole shadow army

tried to bring his palace down on your head -- well, you find out that they

have, in fact, worried. A lot.

After they call the police to tell them you have returned home safely, and

then they hug you a lot and cry for a while, well -- after that, they want

to know where you've been. (And, for that matter, why you are covered in

weird-looking slime, purple cobwebs, and Harpy poo, and why your cat's leg

is broken.) And when you don't tell them, they tend to get pretty upset.

And, after a few days, when you still haven't told them, they stick you in

therapy. They're going to give you speeches about how disappointed

they are in you and how family is all about trust and how you worried

them to death and you don't have the decency to explain where you

were and they have to assume the worst -- which is that you can't be

trusted. And then they ground you. A lot.

Charlotte Mielswetzski had once thought that she could talk her way out of

any situation. This was before she came back from the Underworld. She would

have liked to come up with something, something to make her parents feel

better and to stop her from being grounded until she was thirty-five, but

for once in her life, when she opened her mouth, nothing came out.

The thing that gets Charlotte is if she'd never left a note in the first

place -- which she did out of concern and basic human decency,

mind you -- and had just sneaked out of the house and come back in the

morning, she could have told her parents that she'd gone to, like, a party or

something (a very muddy, smelly, sooty, gross party), and then her parents

would have freaked out and grounded her, but probably for only a month. Or

maybe two. And she wouldn't have had to go to therapy.

As for Maddy, Charlotte had just flat-out lied. She was grounded, she told

her friend, because she failed the math midterm and was in danger of failing

the class. The problem was, Maddy was Charlotte's best friend, and Charlotte

had to lie to her about the biggest thing that had ever happened to her. She

had to lie to her about the whole world, basically, and what was the point

of having a best friend if you couldn't tell her everything? And as they

stood in the school lobby watching for Mrs. Ruby, Charlotte thought about

what it might be like to tell Maddy the truth, once and for all. She could

feel the words form in her mouth -- "Maddy, I have to tell you something" --

but she couldn't say them. There was no way she could say them. So Charlotte

just sighed and shook her head. She'd been sighing a lot lately and was

probably going to need oxygen at some point.

"How's Zee?" Maddy asked casually.

"Fine," Charlotte replied, just as casually.

Maddy, like every other girl in school, had a crush on Zee. Zee had come over

from England last September to live with the Mielswetzskis; his parents sent

him over when all the kids in London started getting sick. But a month ago

Zee's parents had finally moved to the United States too, and Zee had gone

to live with them in a house a mile away from Charlotte's. When Zee had

first come over, with his perfect British manners and instant popularity

and freakish girl-magnet-ness, Charlotte had wanted him far away. But they'd

gone to hell and back together, or at least to Hades, and now he was the

only one who knew the things about the world that she did, the only person

Charlotte wasn't lying to on a daily basis.

But that didn't mean she wanted Maddy to date him.

"Was practice okay?" Maddy asked, in a come-back-to-the-light-Charlotte kind

of voice. "Break anything?"

Charlotte thought again of her cartwheel, of the moment when she soared over

the beam, when her legs began to come back to Earth on a perfect line, when

she knew she was finally going to land it. Then she thought of her mom's

voice saying, I'll be sure to call Mrs. Ruby and thank her.

"Okay," Charlotte shrugged. She felt sorry for Maddy. It must be hard to

have a friend who spoke exclusively in one-word sentences.

"Oh!" Maddy exclaimed. "Listen! Are you guys doing anything for spring break

this year?"

Charlotte grunted. "What do you think?" Spring break was less than two weeks

away, and it was going to be the same this year as it was every year.

Everyone in Charlotte's school went off to some exotic locale every year and

came back all happy and tan, while she stayed home and only got paler,

which made her freckles even more pronounced.

"Because I was thinking, maybe I could ask Mom if you could come to Florida

with us this year."

"What?" Charlotte turned. "Really?"

"Sure! We've got lots of room in the house, and Brian isn't coming. We have

his plane ticket -- maybe we could transfer it or something." Brian was

Maddy's older brother. Much older. He was in his first year of college and

apparently had better things to do than go to Fort Myers with his family.

While Charlotte had nothing better at all to do. But...

"They'll never let me," Charlotte moaned. "Remember? I can't be

trusted?"

Maddy rolled her eyes. "Maybe they will! I mean, hasn't this gone on long

enough? You've been so good, too! Look, I'll have my mom call your mom. She

can make it sound -- I dunno, educational or something."

Charlotte closed her eyes and saw sandy beaches and sunshine and palm trees

and...

Can redheads tan? Charlotte wanted very much to find out.

• • •

So it happened that Charlotte arrived at her house in a good mood, the first

good mood she'd been in since she had returned from the world of the Dead

and gotten Super-Mega-Grounded.

When she walked in the door, though, she found her parents sitting at the

kitchen table waiting for her, and her good mood quickly dissipated.

Charlotte had lived with her parents long enough to know that whatever this

was, it could not be good.

With a loud squawk, her cat Mew came tearing toward her, and Charlotte

quickly bent down to scratch her between the ears. Charlotte had a sort of

joint custody of Mew with Zee, because when Zee moved in with his parents,

Mew got upset and sulked around the house all the time. But now they switched

off weeks and Mew was much happier. Charlotte's parents had suggested the

arrangement; they were chock-full of good ideas about taking people's cats

away from them.

"Welcome home, Charlotte," Mrs. Mielswetzski said.

"Hi, honey," Mr. Mielswetzski said. He, at least, still loved her.

Charlotte braced herself and looked up. "Hi," she said cautiously.

"How was practice?" Mr. Mielswetzski asked.

"Fine," said Charlotte, looking back and forth at their faces. They were

inscrutable.

"Good, good." Her parents exchanged glances.

"Um," Charlotte said, tugging on her hair. "Well, I think I'm going to go

upstairs. I've got a lot of homework." With a surreptitious bite of her lip,

she moved quickly toward the door.

"Wait!" said Mr. Mielswetzski.

Not quickly enough.

Charlotte squeezed her eyes shut, then picked up Mew for defense. Mew would

never let anything bad happen to her.

"Charlotte, we've got some news," said Mrs. Mielswetzski.

"Good news," said Mr. Mielswetzski.

"Really?" Charlotte couldn't help but feel a tinge of hope. Maybe she'd

proven she could, in fact, be trusted. Maybe they were going to let her out

of prison....

"Well, your father has won an award," said Mrs. Mielswetzski.

Oh. Honestly, if people played with Charlotte's moods anymore today, she was

going to actually need her therapy.

"Well, more like a prize," said Mr. Mielswetzski.

"Oh, Mike, it's an award!" said Mrs. Mielswetzski.

"Well, that's very sweet, honey," said Mr. Mielswetzski.

"You absolutely deserve it," said Mrs. Mielswetzski.

"Guys!" said Charlotte.

"Charlotte," said Mr. Mielswetzski, turning toward his daughter, "how would

you like to go on a cruise for spring break?"

Charlotte almost dropped Mew. "What?" Mew scowled at her and jumped down

onto the floor.

"Well," smiled Mr. Mielswetzski, "the Clio Foundation, a foundation

supporting history teachers, has given me a prize -- "

"An award," corrected Mrs. Mielswetzski.

" -- a cruise for the whole family during spring break!" Charlotte's eyes

bugged out. A cruise! They would go to the Caribbean! Maybe the Bahamas! She

would spend the whole time reading on the deck by the pool while cute

waiters brought her smoothies! Sure, she'd be stuck with her parents the

whole time, but they'd go off exploring, doing lame tourist stuff, and she

would just sit in the sun and --

"It's an American History cruise!" said her father. "We'll go to see Mount

Vernon and go to Colonial Williamsburg and we'll look at Civil War

battlefields!"

"What?" said Charlotte. Clearly she hadn't heard right.

"An American History cruise!" said Mrs. Mielswetzski. "Up the East Coast!

Normally, a girl who is grounded doesn't get to go on cruises, but given

the educational nature of this one, we thought we'd make an exception."

"Anyway," said Mr. Mielswetzski, "it will give us a lot of time together. As

a family."

Her parents exchanged a happy look.

"Oh," Charlotte said. "Um, look, I've got to go to my room now. I'm not

feeling very good."

"Oh!" said Mrs. Mielswetzski.

"Oh!" said Mr. Mielswetzski.

"You go rest!"

"By all means!"

"We can talk about the cruise later."

"Okay," said Charlotte weakly. And with that she walked slowly up to her

room to call Maddy, to tell her of the latest cruel twist of fate.

Now, we know Charlotte Mielswetzski was not naive. She was by no means under

the impression that she could just waltz down to the Underworld, thwart an

evil demigod, chat up an Olympian, and waltz back up again without any

repercussions. These things did tend to have repercussions. And since she'd

gotten back from the Underworld there had been a part of her that was waiting

for something to happen. Something like Philonecron -- who had been banished

to the Upperworld -- paying a call, or something like one of the gods -- who

really didn't seem that pleased with the idea of mortals traipsing through

their realms -- sucking her up to Mount Olympus and turning her into an

aardvark. But as the months wore on and nothing happened, as she was

confronted with the indignities of middle school and of having parents,

Charlotte had begun to relax a little bit. Perhaps that's why she thought

nothing of this strange gift falling into their laps so suddenly. Perhaps

that's why the only thing that alarmed her about it was the close

confinement with her parents and the forced march through Colonial

Williamsburg. Perhaps she didn't even register that the organization that

was sending them on this trip was called the Clio Foundation, because surely

if she did she would have remembered that Clio was the name of the Greek muse

of history. And that should have set off alarm bells, because Charlotte

Mielswetzski, of all people, should know to beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Text copyright © 2007 by Anne Ursu




Library of Congress subject headings for this publication:
Adventure and adventurers -- Fiction.
Mythology, Greek -- Fiction.
Poseidon (Greek deity) -- Fiction.
Animals, Mythical -- Fiction.