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The Drugstore Goddess
In which we are seized by a longing for peroxide, and get locked in the dress-up box.
In which we meet The Algerian, wander about in flowery fields, and find our first blonde.
Oh, That Strawberry Roan
In which we are introduced to a blonde horse who leads us to some early conclusions.
The Semi-Dior Pivot
In which we review our sensitive adolescence and apply gaffer's tape, while Persephone picks a flower.
In which we get terribly confused and are thrown out of a very small room.
In which we meet Rita and find ourselves in a tight spot at a banquet.
Farrah and the Song Girls
In which we remember California, and touch upon the significance of pigs.
Apollo in Drag
In which we are compared to Miss Rhode Island, wonder about tape measures, and meet a new Sun Blonde.
The Armpiece Years
In which we descend a crag and give advice.
The Dark Side of Blonde
In which people jump out of darkrooms, a colorist gets shot, and we think about light and dark.
In which we wish for Mace.
In which we are invited to a party and a famous person disagrees with us.
Jung for Home Use
In which the blondes return to the familial table.
In which we ponder crones.
Fair Fame and the Goat Lady
In which we begin our tale just as the book is ending.